Some little known cat secrets:
Cats are polka dotted under their fur.
Cats love lemonade on a hot day.
Cats refuse to play scrabble.
Cats will pay your rent if you let them.
Cat have not nine lives, but two - theirs, then yours.
Some cats make payoffs to flea gangs.
C.A.T. stands for Clever Anatomical Tricks.
Cats know how to cozy up.
Cats sleep circular.
Cats invented naps.

Kiss your cat.

A fur ball is not a toy.
Adopt a cat...
It will take over your life (and you won't mind).