CAT HAIKU
You never feed me
You must scratch me there!
The rule for today
The mighty hunter
Terrible battle.
Small brave carnivores
In deep sleep hear sound
Grace personified
Blur of motion, then --
You're always typing
My small cardboard box.
Humans are so strange
I want to be close
Wanna go outside.
Oh no! Big One
Cats meow out of angst
The Big Ones snore now
We're almost equals
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face
That will sure show you.
Yes, above my tail!
Behold - Elevator Butt.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
Returns with gifts of plump birds
your foot just squashed one.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?
Kill pine cones, snakes and lizards
Fear vacuum cleaner
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.
I leap into the window
I meant to do that.
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
My claws are not that sharp.
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
Oh, shit! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey".
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?