CAT HAIKU

You never feed me
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face
That will sure show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold - Elevator Butt.

The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds
your foot just squashed one.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones, snakes and lizards
Fear vacuum cleaner

In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.

Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then --
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

You're always typing
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.

Humans are so strange
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
My claws are not that sharp.

I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, shit! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"

The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey".

We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?

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