Hassell's Great UK/Ireland Adventure 1998

London

Sunday, May 24th

Arrived Heathrow last night about 9:30pm, and took the A2 airbus to the Eden Park Hotel near the Queensway and Bayswater tube stations – a nice, quiet area close to Hyde Park. The hotel’s pub was still open, so we enjoyed a draught Tetley’s beer and a gin and tonic while congratulating ourselves on having survived the long flight from California. We checked into our tiny 10 x 10 foot room which I, in my naïveté, immediately proclaimed to be "cozy". So what if one of us had to remain absolutely stationary while the other moved about the room? We were in England!

This morning at the hotel, we had our first of many English breakfasts. A buffet of "starters" – various cereals, fruits and muffins, followed by eggs, toast, juice, fried potatoes, boiled toe-mah-toe, Irish-style bacon (the proverbial "rasher"), and coffee or tea. I was secretly pleased that blood pudding was not an option, although I would meet it face-on later on our journey.

Afterwards, we strolled the Broad Walk into Hyde Park, enjoying the cloudy, cool weather and watching the joggers, soccer players, dog walkers and mums with their babies. We walked over to Kensington Palace, and used our Great British Heritage passes to go directly to the front of the line of people waiting to get in. We perused the Kensington State Apartments and the Kensington Dress Collection, which did not include Princess Diana’s wedding dress, unfortunately. (Her family has asked that it be put away in order to "pay respects" following her death.) But we did get to view the Coronation robes and crowns – lots of velvet, fur, jewels, and brocade. The State Apartments were filled with huge marble fireplaces, antiques, paintings, etc. If you’re in the area, Kensington Palace might be worth a stop, but I wouldn’t recommend going out of your way for it, since there are many grand palaces and mansions yet to be seen.

It being Sunday, Bill and I strolled over to the other side of Hyde Park to Speakers’ Corner to see what was going on. There were several speakers, most advocating some sort of religion, but unfortunately there were few hecklers, who always make things interesting. Exiting Hyde Park, we caught one of the London Pride double decker tour buses and headed for Trafalgar Square. The double decker bus tours are great, especially if you’ve never visited London before. For about 12 pounds per person, you can blow through London’s most popular sites, getting off and on whenever you wish. We saw the Tower of London, Houses of Parliament, the Thames, Blackfriar Bridge, Westminster Abbey, Picadilly Circus, St. Paul’s Cathedral, and Trafalgar Square. We had a great time in the razzle-dazzle Times Square atmosphere of Picadilly Circus at a pub called Waxy O’Connell’s, where we met Lee and Kate, and talked about music, beer, Sloane Rangers, restaurants, the situation in Northern Ireland, Scotch, and Irish whiskies. Several rounds of which were enjoyed before we parted ways. Bill and I caught a cab back to the hotel after dinner at a nice Italian place in Soho.

Monday, May 25th (Bank Holiday)

Had breakfast again in the Tulip Bar at the Eden Park Hotel, which is directly across the street from Hyde Park Towers where Jimi Hendrix wrote "Stone Free". Since we had a day left to take advantage of the London Pride buses, we caught one and arrived at the Tower of London at about 10am, using our British Heritage Passes to get in half-price. Since it was early, there were no lines to see the Crown Jewels, and we went through the exhibit a few times, admiring these extraordinary pieces of art. A film of Queen Elizabeth’s coronation in 1953 featured her wearing the Imperial State Crown, and holding the Sovereign’s Orb and the Sovereign’s Sceptre. The Sovereign’s Orb, a hollow sphere of gold encrusted with over 600 precious stones and pearls, symbolizes Christian sovereignty over the earth, the Sovereign being the head of the Anglican Church. It was initially created for the coronation of Charles II in 1661, and has been used at all subsequent coronations. The Sovereign’s Sceptre with Cross, also made in 1661, symbolizes the Sovereign’s power under the Cross. It was partially remade in 1910 to receive Cullinan I, the largest top quality cut diamond in the world at 530 carats. The Imperial State Crown was made in 1937 for the coronation of George VI, and is set with 2,868 diamonds, 17 sapphires, 11 emeralds, 5 rubies, and 273 pearls. Foremost among its diamonds is Cullinan II, the second largest diamond in the world at 317 carats. This exhibit allows one to learn about and appreciate the pomp and circumstance that is the heritage of British royalty.

We also visited the White Tower (which marks the start of the Tower of London’s history), the Tower Green (where some famous prisoners such as Sir Walter Raleigh were held, as well as two of Henry VIII’s wives – Anne Boleyn and Catherine Howard – both of whom were beheaded there). The grounds at the Tower of London were lousy with ravens. Legend has it that Charles II was warned that should the ravens ever leave the Tower, the monarchy would fall. So he ordered that henceforth, a small population of ravens would always remain there. The Yeoman Warders (called "Beefeaters") were omnipresent in their distinctive navy blue tunics with red piping, giving tours and posing for pictures. The Tower of London Gift Shops (there are three) offer souvenirs of the Tower. Especially recommended is the Jewel House Shop with its exclusive jewelry and other products based on the Crown Jewels.

Leaving the Tower, we walked to the Church of England’s Westminster Abbey, entering through the Great North Door. We had to wait about 15-25 minutes in a line because our Heritage Passes weren’t accepted here. National leaders and great musicians are entombed here, along with Kings and Queens of England. Founded in the 11th century, Westminster Abbey features soaring vaults, breathtaking stained glass, and the Nave, the largest single span in the church. The Nave contains monuments such as The Tomb of the Unknown Warrior (1920), The Memorial to Winston Churchill (1874-1965), and the US Congressional Medal (1921). It is kept as a place of silence and prayer.

Then we hopped on the London Pride bus and rode to Covent Garden, which is kind of like a big English block party. Covent Garden features restaurants, shops, pubs, open-air markets, street musicians, and outdoor theater – literally, something for everyone. Between shopping forays, we stopped at the landmark Punch and Judy pub for an inexpensive lunch. The market stalls overflowed with everyhing from antique jewelry to fresh fruit and vegetables to souvenirs. Great people watching, too.

By now it was late afternoon, so we went back to the hotel, congratulating ourselves on having somehow escaped the curse of the international traveler – jetlag. Then we laid down, just planning to "rest our eyes". Right. We woke up starving at around midnight, wondering what had happened. We found a handful of places in London that served food into the wee hours, and chose one in Chinatown, which in retrospect, was really a bad idea. We managed to catch a taxi after walking up to Bayswater, and after a 10 pound ride, we were deposited at the end of a long, dark alleyway. The cabbie’s parting words were, "You know, a lot of people get stabbed down here!" as he drove off into the night. Wonderful. We crept down the alley, looking this way and that, fully prepared to be accosted. Finally, we ducked into the first place that was open – The Far East Chinese Restaurant. We could tell by the formica tables and the music booming in from the disco next door, that we were in for a treat. I won’t describe the meal here except to say it was greasy and suspicious-looking– definitely the worst meal we had on the whole trip. And all for only 30 pounds. The highlight of our visit was when one of the late-night denizens stumbled in from the disco next door, and recognizing us as Americans, tried to chat us up, asking if we watched the Jerry Springer Show all the time. Three in the A.M. – it was time to go.

Tuesday, May 26th

We slept in and then did some shopping on Oxford Street, at Selfridge’s and Liberty. Selfridge’s is a nice, but not wallet-breaking department store, as is Liberty. Liberty specializes in scarves and other things made of exotic fabrics. Bill hit the motherlode at Selfridge’s – buying lots and lots of cigars, particularly a box of extremely hard-to-find Partagas Series D No. 4’s, which was quite a coup. Since our feet were suffering from the miles we’d already put in, we took frequent pub breaks, and Bill was in seventh heaven. "So many beers, so little time."

We had dinner at an excellent Indian restaurant called Khan’s, located near the Bayswater tube station on Westbourne Grove. Authentic Indian cuisine at very reasonable prices. The curries were wonderful, but caveat emptor – dishes that were marked "very hot" were VERY HOT. Bill scoffed at the waiter who tried to warn him about the temperature, and ordered the VERY HOT Chicken Curry anyway. It was incredibly good, but his taste buds took about 24 hours to recover.

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