HOW DOES A CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? Win 98 and NT 5.0 Chickens:

Will cross the road in June--no, August... September for sure.

OS/2 Chicken:
It crossed the road in style years ago,
but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.

Win 95 Chicken:
You see different colored feathers while it crosses,
but cook it and it still tastes like...chicken.

Microsoft Chicken (TM):
It's already on both sides of the road. And it just
bought the road.

OOP Chicken:
It doesn't need to cross the road,
it just sends a message.
Assembler Chicken:
First it builds the road...

C Chicken:
It crosses the road without looking both ways.

C++ Chicken:
The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road,
you'd simply refer to him on the other side.

VB Chicken:
USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)

Delphi Chicken:
The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped
on the other side.

Java Chicken:
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken,
the server will download one to the other side.
(Of course, those are chicklets).

Web Chicken:
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.

Gopher Chicken:
Tried to cross, but got flattened by the Web chicken.

Newton Chicken:
Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs,
but you can carry it across in your pocket.

Cray Chicken:
Crosses the road faster than any other chicken,
but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first,
it arrives on the other side fully cooked.

Quantum Chicken:
The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of
the road until you observe it on the other side of your course.

Lotus Chicken:
Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way as we do!

Mac Chicken:
No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken
to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.

Al Gore Chicken:
Waiting for completion of NCI (National
Chicken-crossing Infrastructure)
and will cross as soon as it's finished,
assuming he's elected and the Republicans don't gut the program.

COBOL Chicken:
0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
PERFORM 0010-CROSS0-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING

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