be looking for an exclusive, committed relationship. that's what this is all about.
have convictions, but not to the point of evangelism. i have beliefs too, but that doesn't mean anybody has to believe exactly what i believe. i don't deal well with proselytizing.
not always act your age... i have a Peter Pan complex, and you need to be able to play along.
not have a dominant personality. you don't have to be overly submissive, but i don't respond well to people trying to control me. it fails miserably and i become an angry person.
not believe that the only way to earn a paycheck is to work in a cubicle all day every day. if it works for you, that's fine for you. it doesn't work for me, and i will be looking for a better life.
not have a history of mental illness. i want you to know that i'm not a hallucination.
hate wearing a bra, and allow this aversion to control your behavior whenever you're alone with me. bonus points if you hate shirts too.
take your own personal hygiene seriously. bathe several times a week, brush your teeth every day... also, smooth armpits and legs is a good idea.
have a sense of humor that's compatible with mine. i need to be able to make you laugh, sometimes without even trying to. it's my little ego trip.
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i would like you to...
live within a couple hours' drive of me.
not enjoy the taste or smell of alcohol, cigarettes, cigars, or coffee. you're also allowed to be picky about potpourri and incense.
not be carrying obscene amounts of baggage from a previous relationship. ideally, you haven't been married or in a very long–term relationship before; distrust is not fun.
like video games. realize that there is a world outside of video games, but enjoy the games. particularly World of Warcraft.
find my tendency to ignore capitalization endearing.
have lived on your own before. college dorms count, getting an apartment with a roommate counts... just have an experience living alone or with someone who is not a parent or legal guardian.
tolerate profanity well, and find humor in lewdness and base behavior.
not bite your nails. i need to be able to kiss your lips without checking them for fingernail–gunk.
not chew with your mouth open. this is really distracting. i need to be able to enjoy my food without seeing and hearing yours being masticated into a gooey paste.
not suffer from horrible insecurities about your breasts, your tummy, your butt, your thighs, your big toes, whatever. if you're happy with your body, and willing to share it with me, then chances are good that i will be happy too. if you're not happy with your body, then fix it.