WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN - A CONTINUING SERIES Part 2 of 5
"I'm getting more exercise lately." Really means... "The batteries in the remote are dead." "I got a lot done." Really means... "I found 'Waldo' in almost every picture." "We're going to be late." Really means... "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac." "Hey, I've read all the classics." Really means... "I've been subscribing to Playboy since 1972." "You cook just like my mother used to." Really means... "She used the smoke detector as a meal timer, too." "I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind." Really means... "I was wondering if that red-head over there is wearing a bra." "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." Really means... "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "That's interesting, dear." Really means... "Are you still talking?" "Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love." Really means... "I forgot our anniversary again." "You expect too much of me." Really means... "You want me to stay awake." "It's a really good movie." Really means... "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and Heather Locklear."
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