WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN - A CONTINUING SERIES Part 5 of 5
"We share the housework." Really means... "I make the messes, she cleans them up." "This relationship is getting too serious." Really means... "I like you more than my truck." "I recycle." Really means... "We could pay the rent with the money from my empties." "Of course I like it, honey, you look beautiful." Really means... "Oh, man, what have you done to yourself?" "It sure snowed last night." Really means... "I suppose you're going to nag me about shoveling the walk now." "It's good beer." Really means... "It was on sale." "I don't need to read the instructions." Really means... "I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help." "I'll fix the garbage disposal later." Really means... "If I wait long enough you'll get frustrated and buy a new one." "I broke up with her." Really means... "She dumped me." "I'll take you to a fancy restaurant." Really means... "Someplace that doesn't have a drive-thru window."
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