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Well we hear so much about internet "love connections" 2-leggeds meeting other 2-leggeds, wedding
bells ringing blah blah blah. Well... who says this phenomena is limited to the 2-leggeds. Rudy
has fallen quite hard for a lovely little bearded lady name Lily several schnauzer sites away.
He wrote a poem hoping Miss Lily might surf by his way as it would surely make his day.
Ode to the Lovely Miss Lily of London
by
Although we're an ocean apart
Oh yes with Miss Lily I am quite smitten
When I first surfed into her site, "Lily's Box"
I fell in love with her picture there
She's got a long and silky beard that just won't quit
Of course one of my biggest fears
I've been neutered that was my fate
Oh they call me "Rudy the Cad"
I have a very sweet and tender side...
Oh she's such a sweet young thing
I'd just like one little sniff
Oh if Miss Lily would just give me one lick
Quit that laughing at me Mr. Nick
Rudy
That Miss Lily managed to steal my heart
I swear its by the love bug that I've been bitten
I knew right away that she was quite a fox
That Miss Lily with the black and silver hair
Gosh I sure hope she doesn't think I'm a nitwit
Is that she might laugh at my ears
But that's ok it makes me a safe date
But she must know I'm really not all that bad
And with Miss Lily I'd gladly share my rawhide
And this old boy sure would like a fling
In return she could also take a wiff
I'd know for sure I was her Valentine's Day pick
I know, you think I'm just love sick