Which is the cats' all-time favorite song?
"Three Blind Mice."

What is another name for a cat's home?
A scratch pad.

How do you stop a ten-pound parrot from talking too much?
Buy a twenty-pound cat!

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One means pause at the end of a clause, and the other means claws at the end of paws!

If a cat is a flabby tabby, then what is a very small cat?
An itty bitty kitty.

What is the best award a cat can earn?
The Purr-litzer prize.

Can anything be smarter than a cat that can count?
Yes, a spelling bee!