Thoughts on Cats

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -Anonymous

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function." - Garrison Keillor

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
- Jeff Valdez

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."- Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."- Albert Schweitzer

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette

"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." - Anonymous

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." - John S. Nichols

"A cat is a lion in a jungle of small bushes." - English proverb

"There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten." - Champfleury

"The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal." - Sir Compton MacKenzie

"Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other." - Stephen Baker, How to Live with a Neurotic Cat

"Cats pride themselves on their ability to do nothing." - John R. F. Breen

"The cat is a dilettante in fur." - Théophile Gautier

"A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to." - Dr. Louis J. Camuti

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will p**s on your computer." - Bruce Graham