My pal Mr. Ed always made me laugh. I made up these jokes myself hoping to follow in his hoofprints. What? They aren't funny? Well, nohorse is perfect, you know.
Where does a horse live?
In the NEIGHborhood!
What do you call a nocternal female horse?
A Nightmare!
What is the most artistic breed of horse?
A PAINT horse!
What class do all horses take in school?
A horse course.
Why did the retired racehorse become a train conducter?
He heard they "ran on tracks!"
What was the first auto race called?
A horseless horse race!
What did Seattle Slew eat when he visited the Northwest?
Seattle STEW!
What is a horse's favorite state? (well, besides Kentucky)
MANE! (Maine)
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