If you throw a cat out of the car window,
does it
become kitty litter?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does
it turn?
If you take an Asian person and spin
him around several
times, does he
become disoriented?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good
plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver's
license of
a bald man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting,
who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for
lethal injections?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside
of the bottle?
Why is it called tourist season if we
can't shoot at
them?
Why do you need a driver's license to
buy liquor when
you can't drink
and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it
sounds?
Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices in the
seats of planes
instead of
parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations
where smoking
is prohibited?
Have you ever imagined a world without
Hypothetical
situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow
get to work?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365
days a year,
why does it have
locks on the door?
Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
You know that indestructible black box
that is used on
airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane of
that stuff?
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime
fighter fights
crime, what
does
a freedom fighter fight?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil,
how do they
get baby oil?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of
her nose?
If you are driving at the speed of light
and you turn
your headlights
on, what happens?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad
of a
drive-up ATM?
Why is it that when you transport something
by car it
is called
shipment, but when you transport something
by ship
it's called cargo?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped
out of an
airplane?
Why are they called apartments when
they are all stuck
together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress
the opposite
of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call
the airport the
terminal?