Siamese cat Méia:Favorite food brands

Unallowed ads on a free homepage ? To judge this , dear visitor, you’ll have to read this story to the end; but right at the beginning I can forward you that if you could - perhaps you can ? - assemble all these brands in a store ,you would get rich overnight for all the time and trouble you would save poor cat-owned humans.
It all begins when I feel like having a snack and must find out, to my amazement, that none of the four types of food available are any of my favorites !
	I must get immediate attention on such a vital matter, and the first thing that occurs me is going around oppening all cupboard, wardrobe and other doors, and if possible turning their insides out ! That’s an almost infallible trick to get attention , believe me !
When your human comes, don’t give him (her) any time for long preachings about order and tidiness - run straight to the place where your foods are and make a justly offended face !
Your human, who is no fool, will know immediatly what it is all about, but considering himself unusual smart (as humans always do) will try to get out of it effortlessly. She (he) will point dramaticly at the four bowls and exclaim full of self-righteous feeling (as if we could be impressed by that !) ... and will leave quickly, certain of having won this turn...
But there is something humans never count on - the wisdom that all cat mother teach their kitties :
Next I go to the passage, there where it echos most, take a deep breath, and with all my powerfull siamese voice...

so that...
	and thus, pressed by public opinion, my humans have no choice but getting my favorite food brands, that are:

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Both cats and humans are persistent, full of wit and pacient, and when, in spite of all difficulties the game is over, both of us know that we have won and can now relax in our mutual love !

Thank you, Geocities !