I love these songs and you will too!!!!!!!

Wake-up papa cocroach,wake-up, wake-uppppppppppp....OOOOHHH!!!
Wake-up mamma cocroach,wake-up, wake-upppppppp.....OOOOHHH!!!
Wake-up baby cocroach,wake-up, wake-upppppppppp...OOOOHHH!!!
So I can stomp on you ......BOOOMM!!!! BOOOMM!!!! BOOOMM!!!

The Shark Song...........

Baby Shark.....Do Do ,Do, Do, Baby Shark.....Do Do ,Do, Do,
Baby Shark.....Do Do ,Do Do, Baby Shark.....Do Do ,Do Do,
Momma Shark...Do do, do,do Momma Shark...Do do, do,do
Momma Shark...Do do, do,do Momma Shark...Do do, do,do
Daddy Shark...Do do,do ,do Daddy Shark...Do do,do ,do
Daddy Shark...Do do,do ,do Daddy Shark...Do do,do ,do
Grandpa Shark...Do do, do, do Grandpa Shark... Do do,do ,do
Grandpa Shark...Do do, do, do Grandpa Shark...Do do, do, do
Goin' swimmin'...Do do, do, do Goin' swimmin'...Do do, do, do
Goin' swimmin'...Do do, do, do Goin' swimmin'...Do do, do, do
See a shark... Do do, do, do See a shark... Do do, do, do
See a shark... Do do, do, do See a shark... Do do, do, do

(Man) Many, many years ago when I was 23,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown up daughter, who had hair of red,
My father fell in love with her, and soon they two were wed.
My father's wife then had a son, who kept them on the run,
And he became my grandchild, 'cause he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue,
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.
(Lady)This has got to be the strangest thing I ever saw....
(Man) As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa...
I'm my own grandpa!!! EVERYBODY!!!!
I M MY OWN GRANDPA!!!!
Its a funny I know, but it really is so... Hey!!!
I'm my own grandpa!!!!!

I love these jokes and you will to...

A stupid bunny goes into a garden to get a stupid carrot
You see the stupid bunny trying to get the stupid carrot
and you get your big stupid rifle out to shoot the stupid bunny...
Right when you go to shoot the stupid bunny, you notice that
this stupid bunny has a big not so stupid............... BOOM!!!!!!!
You never find out what the stupid bunny has........

Why did Cinderella get kicked out of the toy box?
Because she kept on sitting on pinochio's face saying
"Lie to me!!!! Lie to me!!!"