Put this on
your calendar!
.
August 2
.
Same ol' place.
.
Money due by
June 30
.
Last possible date
for money
July 15
.
If money not
received by
July 30
You owe $10
instead of $5
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It's
that time again. Time to put on your best duds,
shine
your shoes and slick your hair back.
Party*
Party*Party
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Family
Jamboree
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Bring family
history (one page only) for the Book. You may burnish the apple,
but no out-right lies, please.
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Ralph, no one
believes that you courted, married and divorced the Princess of Saudi Arabia
last year.
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Bring kids'
and family's pictures for the Book.
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Bring the dog's
picture, not the dog--unless it's hot and has bun.
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Potluck:
Bring maindish and bread or bring salad and dessert.
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George, a pint
of jello is not a salad nor a dessert no matter what the deli section says.
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Prizes will
be given for the best dish in each category. Children under 13 get
1/2 vote. It will be a secret ballot this year so you don't have
to vote for your wife or mother.
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BYOB; but,
if you do, remember what Grandmother said last year.
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Bring ice chest
and ice. If you promised ice cream churn, bring it.
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Soft drinks,
bottled water, tea, and fruit punch furnished.
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Paper plates,
forks, napkins, and cups furnished.
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Send $5 per
family for your share of the drinks, condiments, ice cream salt, paper
stuff, etc. Susan is bringing the watermelons.
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Send $15 per
family if you live too far away to bring food.
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Any money left
over will be split between the families. There's never been any left
before.
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Bring games:
volley ball, basketball, badminton, baseball and gloves, chess, checkers
and cards.
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Water guns
are not games. Please.
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Julia, leave
the jump rope at home; it took weeks for my ankle to heal last time.
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Bring your
swim suits and towels--no skinny dipping this year.
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If you have
any questions, call Molly.
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Send her your
letters, too.
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