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I finally found a use for the otherwise utterly useless "stationery" sucking down space on my hard drive.  To delete, or not to delete, that is the question; whether 'tis nobler in the minds of men to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous mime snobs....


It's Party Time

green balloon
small green balloon
Put this on 
your calendar!
.
August 2
.
Same ol' place.
.
Money due by
June 30
.
Last possible date
for money
July 15
.
If money not
received by
July 30
You owe $10
instead of $5
It's that time again.  Time to put on your best duds,
shine your shoes and slick your hair back. 
Party* Party*Party
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Family Jamboree
  • Bring family history (one page only) for the Book.  You may burnish the apple, but no out-right lies, please. 
  • Ralph, no one believes that you courted, married and divorced the Princess of Saudi Arabia last year. 
  • Bring kids' and family's pictures for the Book.
  • Bring the dog's picture, not the dog--unless it's hot and has bun.
  • Potluck:  Bring maindish and bread or bring salad and dessert. 
  • George, a pint of jello is not a salad nor a dessert no matter what the deli section says.
  • Prizes will be given for the best dish in each category.  Children under 13 get 1/2 vote.  It will be a secret ballot this year so you don't have to vote for your wife or mother.
  • BYOB; but, if you do, remember what Grandmother said last year.
  • Bring ice chest and ice.  If you promised ice cream churn, bring it. 
  • Soft drinks, bottled water, tea, and fruit punch furnished. 
  • Paper plates, forks, napkins, and cups furnished. 
  • Send $5 per family for your share of the drinks, condiments, ice cream salt, paper stuff, etc.  Susan is bringing the watermelons. 
  • Send $15 per family if you live too far away to bring food. 
  • Any money left over will be split between the families.  There's never been any left before. 
  • Bring games:  volley ball, basketball, badminton, baseball and gloves, chess, checkers and cards. 
  • Water guns are not games.  Please. 
  • Julia, leave the jump rope at home; it took weeks for my ankle to heal last time. 
  • Bring your swim suits and towels--no skinny dipping this year. 
  • If you have any questions, call Molly. 
  • Send her your letters, too. 

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