2) Sit in your yard and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

3) Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".

4) If you have a glass eye, tap on it with your pen while talking to others.

5) Sing along at the opera.

6) Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions, "to keep them tuned up".

7) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what YOU think."

8) Practise making fax and modem noises.

9) Highlight irrelevant material in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.

10) Say "gesundteit" to people who don't sneeze. When they question you, tell them that you foresaw a sneeze coming.

11) Finish all your sentences with the words, "In accordance with prophecy."

12) Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

13) Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the cartridge across the room.

14) Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

15) Adjust the tint on your t.v. so that all the people are green and insist to others that you "like it that way".

16) Staple papers in the middle of the page.

17) Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.

18) Honk and wave to strangers.

19) Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

20) TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.

21) type only in lowercase.

22) don t use any punctuation either

23) Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and re-route whole streets.

24) Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Nevermind, it's gone now."

25) As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

26) Try playing the William Tell overture, then announce, "No wait, I messed it up", then repeat.

27) Ask people what gender they are.

28) While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

29) While people are talking to you, make a big display of looking up their nose.

30) Stomp on little ketchup packets.

31) Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

32) Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble the answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".

33) Tell your friends four days prior that you can't go to their party because you're not in the mood.