Things To Do At Any Movie1. Wear a top hat. 2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!". 3. Go, "ooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. 4. Clap when the good guy gets killed. 5. Make a noise like you're passing gas and go, "ahhh..." 6. Start wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some jujy fruits for your asthma. 7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast forward it?" 8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!" 9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. 10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girl's bathroom is flooding. 11. Yell out loud what is going to happen. 12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling. 13. Wear a cape and when it's your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. 14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit. 15. Tell people that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.
16. Yell out loud, "Stop molesting me!"
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