Psycho Pick-Up Lines

2) Bet you're wondering why I have no nostrils.

3) You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters.

4) Do you always wear your socks over your shoes?

5) Smeep. Smeep. Smeep.

6) You've stolen my heart, but I have three more back home in the freezer.

7) Flexability was always my strong suit.

8) Wait till you meet Pokey!

9) I like cabbage.

10) The voices told me to come and talk to you.

11) May I lick your forehead?

12) Your clothes are nice, but they'd look better at the foot of my bed.