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Misty


Miaow Miaow,

Welcome to the Cat's Meow. Allow me to introduce myself: my name is Misty, and I am the oldest of our family of three cats. I am actually eight years old, but, following many popular beliefs, my real life won't begin until I am ten! Actually, age doesn't bother me at all, but it does take its toll. I mean, there is that extra coating of flesh on my stomach.....

Now, for a brief autobiography......

At a very young age (six weeks) I was found in a rubbish bin at the local highschool. Not a very nice place to be, I know, but it wasn't my choice! The nasty humans who had me before had dumped me there. Unperterbed, I meowed loudly and a very nice human came along and rescued me, and took me home. I was extremely hungry, and ever since then I have been a big eater. At that point in time, the humans had three other cats and a dog, but I fitted in (eventually!).

At the start of 1991, the humans got it into their heads to move to another state, Queensland. All of us cats got packed up into a car and were driven up..... needless to say that we didn't like it very much! Anyway, it wasn't a very good idea, because we lost Tabitha and Tommy that year.

We moved again in 1992 to another suburb. This was the year when I was chased by a d*g and got hung up on a fence. I only barely managed to crawl home, and it turned out that I had a broken leg. Obviously, that was NOT a highpoint in my life -- I tried to chew the cast off, and lost some of my teeth in the process.

As you can see, some of these experiences have made me somewhat "sour" (the humans call me "beast"!), but I have my reasons. Being disturbed from one of my many catnaps is one of them, and being interrupted while eating is another....

Ciao for now,
Misty

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Catalogue

    Cats sleep fat and walk thin.
    Cats, when they slump, slump;
    When they wake, stretch and begin
    Over, pulling their ribs in.
    Cats walk thin.

    Cats wait in a lump,
    Jump in a streak.
    Cats, when they jump, are sleek
    As a grape slipping its skin -
    They have technique.
    Oh, cats don't creak
    They sneak.

    Cats sleep fat.
    They spread comfort underneath them
    Like a good mat,
    As if they picked the place
    And then sat;
    You walk around one
    As if he were the city hall
    After that.

    If male,
    A cat is apt to sing upon a major scale;
    The concert is for everybody, this
    Is wholesale.
    For a baton, he wields a tail.
    (He is also found,
    When happy, to resound
    With an enclosed and private sound.)

    A cat condenses.
    He pulls in his tail to go under bridges,
    And himself to go under fences.
    Cats fit
    In any box or kit,
    And if a large pumpkin grew under one,
    He could arch over it.

    When everyone else is ready to go out,
    The cat is just ready to come in.
    He's not where he's been.
    Cats sleep fat and walk thin.

    - Rosalie Moore -

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Even overweight cats instinctly know
the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange
yourself in slim poses.

- JohnWeitz -

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