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Sapphire


Purrs and Mews,

I am Sapphire Ebony Rose, and I am quite the "Baby" of us three cats. My humans invariably call me "Baby", "Baby girl" and "Bambino". I am the smallest, loudest and cutest (but don't tell the others I said that!). I am a very active cat, and like to climb trees and get onto the car port roof and sleep there. It is also a great place for bird watching, and sometimes even possums can be found there!!

My humans, being very sensible ones, (or so they think!) keep us all in at night. Only Misty is allowed the occassional wander out of doors after dark. If I should happen to get out though, I like to tear down the street like a mad thing, and run through everyone's yards. My humans can eventually entice me back indoors with nibbles, but only after I've had a good run.

I enjoy getting into the bathtub and leaving muddy footprints everywhere, especially on the car's windscreen. Another I absolutely love is frolicking in the garden, stalking tigers (the humans think I'm only pretending -- but there are tigers there!). I also love to knead on beds and cushions, and when I am concentrating really hard on it, I like to stick my tongue out.

When it gets really hot here in Australia, we all get very thirsty -- I drink out of the pool while the others drink out of normal water bowls. The first time I did that, the humans went crazy lest I should get sick from it. I didn't, but decided it wasn't worth drinking there anymore, just in case I should fall in the pool! (I absolutely LOATHE water).

Wanna see my page fur my winkwink, Charlie?

Mews and purrs,
Sapphire

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A Cat's Commandments

On The Subject Of Doors

  • Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get one open, stand on your hind legs and hammer with your forepaws. Once the door is opened for you, it is not necessary for you to use it. You can change your mind.
  • When you have ordered an out-door door opened, stand half in and half out, and think about several things. This is especially important during very cold weather and mosquito season.

About Guests

  • Determine quickly which guest hates cats. Sit on that person's lap during the evening. You'll know who it is because he or she will call you "nice kitty". If you can arrange to have the fragrance of fishy cat food on your breath, so much the better.
  • For sitting on laps or rubbing against trouser legs, select frabric colors that attactively contrasts your own. For example, white-furred cats should select a good black wool.
  • Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It isn't necessary to do anything - just sit and stare.

When You're Sick

  • If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly, or onto the sofa, or try to find an Oriental rug. Lacking an Oriental rug, shag carpet is good.

On The Subject Of Rest

  • Get enough sleep in the daytime so tha you are fresh for playing catch-the-mouse or king-of-the-hill on the bed between 2 and 4 am.

- Author Unknown -

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"Cats can work out mathematically
the exact place to sit that will cause
the most inconvenience."

- Pam Brown -

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