Les Enfants' Profiles
Name:
Kathleen W.
Age: 19
Home: Vancouver, BC
Occupation: Bank Teller/Linguistics Student @ SFU
Alias: Peaches, Kat-Leeen, Les Enfants, Little Girl, Les Femmes, Sticky Woman
Kathleen Item: Honey Lover’s Datebook and Shiny Snoopy Pencil case
Kathleen Quotes:
- "What the heck?"
- "I’ve got doggy hair"
- "And then?"
- "Again?"
- "Are you sure?"
- "I’m serious"
- "Can we talk?"
- "West side!"
- "5 plastic forks please"
- "Frisk?"
- "Oh s#$@!"
- "Feel a little poke come thru" (singing)
- "Can we lock elbows?"
- "Stupid Peach"
- "All the movies are so sucky, can we have our money back?"
- "Let’s go for 49 cent ice cream!!"
- "Am I cute?"
- "Blah"
- "F@%# it!!"
- "Sylvie!...(clap, clap)...yay!"
Clubbing Outfit: Skimpy Grey Dress from LaSenza
PJ’s: DKNY tank with Black Umbro Shorts
First Times:
- Clubbing
- Getting asked to slow dance at a bar by a stranger boy
- Canoeing
- Planning a trip
- Going on a trip with friends
- Going to Montreal
- Wearing skimpy clothes and make-up
- Sleeping over for 2 weeks in a row
- Locking elbows in public
- Dancing wildstyle at a club
- Taking the Greyhound
- Away from home
- Smuggling food from Cafeteria
- Meeting peaches who turned out to be non-peaches
- 1st Bursary program
- 1st time anyone said she was cute
- Meeting Maritimers
- Writing on friends’ hands
- Watching horror movie in theatre and screaming so loud
- Almost getting trapped not only once, but twice
in the elevator, then being conned into believing her friends were trapped in a falling elevator and jumped to save their lives
- Slow clapping at the club while dancing to a sucky song
Cute Expressions:
- Fake gagging with baby tongue
- Nasal baby voice
- Head tilts
- Elbow locking
- Baring teeth to friends after a meal
Name: Armity M.
Age: 18
Home: Vancouver, BC
Occupation: Education Student At UBC
Alias: ARM-EE-TEE, Les Enfants, Les Femmes
Armity Item: Turquoise LeClic Camera and Jaguar back packs
Armity Quotes:
- "Why doesn’t he just use a knife?"
- "Where does everyone get the glowing shirts?"
- "Gee guys thanks for waiting"
- "Aaain’t nothing but a hardway"
- "Which is faster a horse or a donkey?"
- "Kevin is Kevin"
- "Nick is a girl???"
- "Vive Ricky Martin!"
- "Kathleen, why are you so sticky? Is there something wrong with you?"
- "We don’t know anything, we’re from Vancouver"
- "Excuse Me!!"
- "Where are the $5 shirts that are nice?"
- "Let’s go to the club"
- "Hellooo? Hellooo?"
- "I love Owen!!!"(aka Blacks guy)
- "How do we get to the weird mall with Zellers"
- "That's how it is in Vancouver!"(regarding the bus fare & zones)
- "Ohmigosh! should we wake him up?"(the drunk guy in front of res)
- "You look good though!"(in Montreal in front of the
homeless woman.)
Clubbing Outfit: Black Pants (from her collection of thousands) and LaSenza tank
PJ’s: Fuzzy animal print fleecy
First Times:
- Clubbing
- Sipping Wine with Profs
- Fake drinking a piece of cake
- Meeting a gros nez
- Being crammed in a single room with 5 people
- Paddle boating
Cute Expressions:
- Talking like a Baby
- Laugh (i.e. HEEE HEEE)
- Funny Questions
- Lugging droopy bookbag
- Waking up and running to the elevator all drowsy
- Wearing a babydoll denim dress
- Walking across the street without looking at the light
Name: Tu Van B
Age: 21
Home: Fredericton, NB
Occupation: Med Student at Dalhousie
Alias: Princess, Vanny, Van Van
Tu Van Item: Oscar Meyer Wiener Whistle and Shiny pens
Tu Van Quotes:
- "I like Julie"
- "Let’s do the hand pushing thing now"
- "Do you think we should take more pizza"
- "Like whatever!!"
- "Shut up and go to bed!!"
- "Uh guys, I think we should go to sleep now!"
- "Lets play Final Fantasy VII"
- "Let’s watch Star Wars again"
- "I rock like a peach"
- "I hope I get some action tonight at Le Bop"
- "I'm so bitter."
Clubbing Outfit: Black pants with cleavagey tank
PJ’s : Grey and white striped Reitman’s T-Shirt with checkered Looney Tunes Boxers
First Times:
- Clubbing while non-inebriated
- 1st Boat Cruise
- Locking Elbows
- Playing free Fooseball with a pool ball
- Getting lost in the woods
- Getting picked up by strangers in the woods
- Sitting on a big bag of dog food
- Letting people write on hands
Cute Expressions:
- Fake gagging when choked
- Gasping when slightly shocked
Name: Dennis R.
Age: 19
Home: Winnipeg, Manitoba
Occupation: Science Student @ U of W
Alias: Denny, Les Enfants, A.J.
Dennis Item: KC&JoJo CD
Dennis Quotes:
- "Shoot!!"
- "Oh my Gosh!!"
- "EEWW!!"
- "HO-LEEE"
- "They’re all scrubs"
- "Can I brush your hair princess?"
- "Let’s talk about the peaches"
- "It's not Beach day, it's Peach day"
- "I don’t wanna be A.J."
- "I like my legs"
- "Let’s eat at MADE in JAPAN"
- "It’s so freakin…!"
- "I wanna have (beep)"
- "I'm dark as it is!"
Clubbing Outfit: Fancy LeChateau sweater with LeChateau dress pants
First Times:
- Going to Montreal
- Performing a Backstreet Boys dance as A.J.
Cute Expressions:
- Break out into song and dance for no apparent reason
- Instability while roller blading
- Laughing at Nancy’s dumb jokes
- Hiding behind an electricity pole to shade the sun
Name: Nancy B.
Age: 23
Home: Fredericton, NB
Occupation: Physio Student at Dalhousie
Alias: Pabloid’s Peach, Grandmere, Nan, Big Sister
Nancy Quotes:
- "I’m not a massage therapist"
- "Where's my pooch?"
- "I’ll carry your mattress"
- "I have to go the washroom again"
- "Les Enfants!!"
- "Easy on the…"
- "I’m nauseous"
- "Can I have a Frisk please?"
- "I wanna kick your butt so bad"
- "Can we go to Le Chateau?"
- "I'm just foolin"
- "YEEAH!"
- "He's all pissy"
First Times:
- Running around the 15th floor yelling out "I'm pabloid's
peach!"
- Meeting such good friends all at once
- Clubbing and having a really good time
- Boat cruise
- Going to a bar with a super cheesy name (i.e. LeBop)
- Having long latenite talks everynight for 2 weeks
- Having a peach list
- Losing in JACKASS
- Being the ASSHOLE every single round
- Locking elbows with a friend
- Giving the finger to a couple of 14-year olds descending the elevator after a friend has clapped to get their attention
- Baring teeth to friends after a meal
- Having a stuffed fish named "Peaches"
Clubbing outfit: Tube Top with black pants
PJ’s: Navy athletic shorts with grey tank
Cute Expressions:
- Footfiling the soles of her feet
- Giving everyone long massages