Bulletin Bloopers and Blunders


* Don't let worry kill you--let the church help.

* For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

* Weight Watchers will meet a 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

* This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

* Thursday night--Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

* A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

* 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

* The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

* At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

* The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy."

* The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.

* The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Shirley Green who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.

* The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

* Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

* Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

* "A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife."

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