Recently, there was a computer programming contest of the century held . . . JESUS vs. Muhammad. They were each given 10 hours to code a single program. At the end of the 10 hours, the contestant with the best looking, best performing, and most useful program would be declared the best programmer of all time.
On your mark, get set, code!
They were off . . . graphics started popping up, messages came on the screens, they were typing at an amazing rate! After 8 hours and 34 minutes had passed, a great bolt of lighting struck and the power was completely shut off!
Two hours had passed and the power was finally restored. Too late, the time had passed and the contest had ended.
The judges first walked over to Muhammad, he turned on his computer . . . the screen was blank! He had absolutley nothing!
The judges then went to Jesus to judge his program. Jesus had coded an amazing 64-bit program that was very functional!
MORAL OF THE STORY: Jesus Saves!
