Top 10 Christian Pickup Lines


10)   "I know a church where we could go and talk."

9)   "Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy."

8)   "How about a hug, sister?"

7)   "What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?"

6)   "Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug!"

5)   "Nice bracelet. 'What would Jesus date? Uh, I mean do'"

4)   "The Word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry,' So...how about dinner?"

3)    "You know, they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian."

2)   "You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither!"

1)   "Nice Bible"

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