I Stimpy always like to start my day by smacking my human in the nose so she will get up and get me some Whiskas! I wish I could figure out how she open them cans! After having my breakfast I go over to the window and look out to see what is going on in the world.I see Mr Opossem on the porch getting a drink before helping himself to some food.Mr Racoon must have been by earlier because the water is dirty.He likes to wash everything and my human always has to change the water.Next comes Bosco and Selma.They are 2 wild kitties that my human takes care of.I not understand why they don't want to come in where it is nice and warm.they real scared of humans.My human has little house outside for them so when it rain or cold they can keep warm.

Bosco always gets to eat first.Human bean just put out some Whiskas and filled the bowl up agian with dry food.Bosco loves Whiskas! Hopefully he will leave some for Selma and Abby.I forgot to mention Abby.She not as wild as the other two.She like human bean.human bean pets her all the time.But abby won't come inside ethier.One time human bean brought Abby inside and she got so upset!.So human bean lets her stay outside.

And then there is RenAfter his morning hunt for a fat juicey mouse,he comes flying through the window meowing very loudly for human bean to give him some Whiskas.He sits on the kichen counter waiting.Human bean gets him some Whiskas.Next she gives him some dry food and water.Ren insists that his food be poured into bowl right when he is ready to eat it.He like it fresh out of the bag.He also likes to drink from the faucet.Human bean turns on the water after Ren done eating.Now is he spoiled or what?!

Next comes WillieWillie not quite as demanding as Ren.He wait until human bean done with Ren before he gets his Whiskas.When Willie is done,he bolts out the window to find Tabasco for a game of Toss the Lizard.Sylivaused to sit on her throne and watch the games.She would make sure that Willie didn't cheat and she would keep score.Our dear Syliva went to the Rainbow Bridge on Augest 30th 1997.We miss her so furry much.On Mondays we light a candle and have a game in her memory.

December 97Meow everyone! My silly human has been so furry busy lately that she hasn't had time to help me write in my journal.A lot of things have been going on.First,2 new rabbits have come to live with us(as if I didn't have to share my human enough!)They are Anna and Roger.Anna came from the animal shelter and my human got Roger from a home where he didn't get any attention.Anna and Roger get along really well.But Antonio and Roger fight and my human has to keep them away from each other.Poor little Flippy is scard of both Anna and Roger.

Willie got in a fight with Mr Racoon!! It was furry early one morning before all the humans were up.My human had just opened the cat door for us after giveing us our Whiskas.She put food outside for the wild cats and went off to do whatever it is that humans do.Ren Abby Willie and I were all meowing over the latest mouse that Lucky cought when suddenly up the stairs came Mr Racoon!I hiss and grawl at him!! Human bean comes out and Mr Coon goes back down the stairs *WHEW*!!

Jan 1998..The other nite when me and my bean were sleeping on the couch in front of the TV,we were suddenly awakened by the sound of Lucky hissing and grawling.We look and there is the Racoon inside the house!!! Meow does he have some nerve!! comeing in my house and eating my food!! Brave Lucky smacked him right in the nose! Bean was so sure that Mr Coon would tear Lucky apart but he didn't.He went back outside and after putting some food out for him (silly bean felt sorry for him!) bean shut the window so he couldn't come back in.School started again!! I so so furry happy!! I like all the silly humans.They always pet me and scrach my ears :) I really like going to school so after a good power napI go over the the schoolto help the beans study.

March 1998Meow all, What a furry pretty day it is today! Just purrrfect for mole catching and bird watching.I am so furry glad that it finely stoped raining! It was furry bad there for a while!! We had lots of flooding and mudsides. Big trees fell because of strong wind and smached cars and downed powerlines.The bean say that this is all happening because of El Nino whatever that is. I just hope it don't come back!.The bean is home sick with nasty cold today.Poor bean!Sure hope she feel better soon so she can go out and get me some Whiskas.

I was meowing with the cat across the way earlier when we see this big ugly d*g comeing! *yikes*!! We both run into some buches and stayed furry still and quiet.Dis stinky d*g came up and was sniffing around.Just as he was about to get a bit too close we hear some bean calling it and it went away *WHEW*!! We stayed in the bushes for a while longer just meowing quitly for a while.

My bean found out about 2 homeless kitties the other day.Another bean traped them and my bean took them to the shelter. They were so furry hungry and so happy to get some food! Poor things!!. After their first night at the shelter, they are doing nicely. My bean named them Sage and Max.Will keep ya posted on when they get adopted.The fur fixer needs to see them first

Poor Antonio the rabbit had to go to the furfixer. He got big hairball and it pluged him up.Rabbits can't throw up like us cats can. Poor guy! He is feeling much better now and is back to his old self

April 1998furry meow everyone.The bean is going around complaining about something called IRS. I not know what that is, but it sure make bean unhappy.She say they are a bunch of slimebags praying on poor humans.She say that she should beable to claim all us as dependents.

Poor Ren..he dissapear fur 2 days and bean looked and looked for him.When he came home he was all beat up.I meowed at him to stay away from dat mean ole tom cat!. Bean cleaned him up and took him to furfixer. He now have to take yucky medicine.

Pookie also had to go to furfixer. He had furry bad teeth and they had to pull out 10 of them.Now Pookie can only eat canned food. He not mind,He like it better and his mouth feels soooo much better now.

I've been hanging out at the collage helping the beans study and meowing out advice.Meowed at 2 beans for a furry long time.They needed a break from studying.Beans arn't as smart as us cats and they have to give their brains a break.

The bean is cooking chicken tonight!! I going to go get some now puuurrrrrr....

June 1998 Mews evfuryone! The bean has been furry lazy lately so I haven't been able to get on the catputer.Sometimes it's so furry hard to manage our humans.We have to keep reminding them who is the boss.

Well I got in furry big trouble!! I wondered too far the other day and couldn't find my way back home. My human had been looking ebfurywhere fur me and was getting worried..I found myself at a hotel by the beach and when I meowed at the humans there to help me they got furry mad.They weren't nice humans at all.They called the nasty Animal Control man and he came and got me. I had to go fur scarey ride in his truck. He took me back to his office and called my human at work. Good thing he happened to be a friend.I was so so furry happy to see my meowie and get home that I didn't even mind when she told me I could never go outside again and that I was in big trouble. I knew she wouldn't stay mad at me fur long.By the end of the day she gave me tuna and told me I was a good kitty.

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Would you belive that Pookie attacked this racoon and the racoon didn't fight back? Bean was so furry suprised!! That is the one thing that has worried her about this guy hanging around.Bean has never seen such a freindly racoon before. She is begining to wonder if he was someone's pet at one time. She has been having to keep the windows shut so he won't come in the house.well now I think it is time fur a nap *yawn*..

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