Quotes About Cats
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are
subtle
and will piss on your computer."
- Bruce Graham
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants
breakfast."
-Anonymous
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as
gods. Cats
have never forgotten this."
- Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight
cats to
pull a sled through snow."
- Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
- English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
- Ellen Perry Berkeley
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are
God."
"One cat just leads to another."
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- Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message
and get
back to you later."
- Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are
subject to
a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who
suffered from insomnia."
- Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in
their next
life."
- Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe.
They
are all owned by cats."
- Anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The
wisdom
of cats is infinitely superior."
- Hippolyte Taine
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of
life:
music and cats."
- Albert Schweitzer
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
- Ernest Menaul
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
- Colette
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and
cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as
well."
- Missy Dizick
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make
friends
with strange cats."
- Colonial American proverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does
any
harm to ask for what you want."
- Joseph Wood Krutch
"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat
spit."
- John S. Nichols
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic." -
Anonymous
"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss
him
sometimes." - Anonymous
