REN'S RULES



Life is hard.then you take a nap Catnip rules!!Never come when called.take a message and get back to themCuriosity never killed anything execpt maybe a few hoursWhen in doubt,cop an attitudeVariety is the spice of life:one day ignore people,the next day annoy themClimb your way to the top-that's what the drapes are forNever sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.Find your place in the sun-especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm,clean laundryMake your mark in the world-or at least spray in each cornerWhen eating out,think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty timesIf you're not receiving enough attention,try knocking over several expensive antique lampsAlways give generously-a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them "I care"