HOWDY MATE
GRAB A BEER
WHILE I LIGHT UP
THE BARBEE
AND THROW ON A SHRIMP
WHEN ARE YA GONNA FIX THINGS AROUND HERE
THIS HERE PLACE IS
GOING TO THE DOGS
FEED THESE DARN PIGS WE NEED BACON
WISH THESE CHOOKS WOULD START TO LAY
THEM,S NOT CHOOKS GRAN THEM,S ROOSTERS
AND GET AN MILK
DAISY AFORE HER
SOURS
AND WE NEEDS SOME WATER TOO FOR OUR ANNUAL BATH
ALL YA SEEM TO DO IS SITS THERE AND I GOTTA THINK OF
EVERYTHING. WHEN YA GUNNA START DOIN THINGS?
AND GIT THEM NAGS OUTA THE ORCHARD
OR NO APPLE PIE FER YA SUPPER!!!!
OKAY GRAN PUT IT ALL ON YOUR WISH LIST
STOP YER NAGGIN AND LET ME GO
SURFIN THE NET!!!
