ANNOUNCING THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH VIDEO TAPE
ANNOUNCING THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH VIDEO TAPE
ANNOUNCING "THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH" VIDEOTAPE
Intended for all those who want to breed little Fluffy in order
to let their children experience the "miracle" of birth, this
real-time video tape set can either substitute for home breeding
or guide you in making the most of your breeding decision.
- Experience the joys of seeing a live puppy pop effortlessly
from its mother's body and see her consume the bloody afterbirth!
(Most children will squeal with delight when seeing this for the
first time - many will make a life-long commitment to celibacy
then and there.)
- Enjoy watching the frantic efforts of a breeder trying to
resuscitate a still-born puppy.
- See the hilarious actions of a bitch who searches for the puppy
she thinks she just dropped but which was quickly tossed into the
wastebasket because it was only a blackened, half-developed
fetus.
- Reserve a full 36 hours to see the entire set of tapes in one
sitting to really share the drama, boredom, and exhaustion of the
breeder as she labors to help her struggling bitch in extended
labor.
- Watch as a breeder tries to recruit several helpers to carry
her dying bitch to the car for transport to the nearest animal
hospital in a futile attempt at saving the beloved family pet.
(Seeing the children crying and asking what is happening is half
the fun!)
- Follow the fun as a breeder and their spouse alternate duties
during a full week of 4-hour bottle feedings with a fading puppy
while also trying to keep 13 others dry and healthy!
And, as an extra added attraction:
- Laugh with us at the madcap antics of a typical shelter worker
as she accepts new animals while keeping a straight face as mom
and dad assure little Kevin that the nice lady will take VERY
GOOD care of 8-year floppy. Enjoy the thrills as she later
shoves unwanted puppies and adult dogs into a gas chamber as she
chokes back tears and goes home to try and explain to her
children just what she does at work!
- And, for a limited time only, we will include free of charge
the video tape of a recent arrest made by the local animal
control officer who discovered that someone had falsely declared
his male dogs neutered (to save on license fees) and when
discovered was planning to do the job himself at home!
The second half of the same bonus tape shows the chagrin of a
backyard breeder who was tracked down from her telephone number
which was all she ever gave out. This wonderful person would
arrange to meet people at local shopping malls where she handed
over her 4-5 week-old puppies for $120 each! We were all amazed
to find that those 20 puppies she was selling each year all came
from the same single bitch and dog.
Yes, if you, or a friend, are considering breeding Fluffy to show
children the "miracle" of birth, be sure to get this video and
show them the miracle of death at the same time!
We have high hopes for this video, following as it does on the
tremendous success of our first effort: "Doit yourself home
vasectomy, featuring George "squeaky" Baker," and its sequel,
"Doit yourself home explosives mixing, by Bob "lefty" Anderson."
Special to the first five purchasers, one frozen still-born
puppy - just wait until you take it home and see how the kids'
eyes light up as the pup thaws!!
Copyright 1996, John A. McCormick, President and CEO, Nocturnal
Aviation Videos.
Reproduction and distribution of this advertisement in its
entirety strongly encouraged.
Phone, e-mail, or postal orders NOT accepted, this tape is sold
ONLY in person because I REALLY want to meet you.
So, have you gotten the point?