Feline World Domination Society

Q&A with Lucy and Effy


Humans always have so many questions about us! To help ease their frittered minds, this page is devoted to answering those questions to the best of our ability...

Q: Oh wise and royal kitties, why does my cat bother me when I'm on the phone?
A: Well, what do you expect us to think when you're talking into an inanimate object? We think you're talking to us. We're just answering (surprise!)

Q: Oh wise and royal kitties, why do cats' eyes glow in the dark?
A: Although we prefer you to believe the glow of our eyes is one of our many magical and mystical qualities, we'll tell you the truth: a membrane called tapetum lucidum coats our eyes and reflects light, giving the appearance of "glowing in the dark."

Q: Oh wise and royal kitties, why do my kitties spend so much time grooming?
A: You shower every day, don't you? We're just washing regularly, like you. We really only spend about a third of our days grooming ... okay, that might sound like a lot, but consider this: cats don't sweat. We lose moisture through grooming, instead. Not only that, but grooming removes dead hair and skin, tones up our little muscles, and stimulates our blood circulation! Plus, it makes our coats clean and shiny, which humans can't resist, and which is another avenue of control, you know...

Q: Oh wise and royal kitties, why do cats hiss?
A: We hiss when we're attempting to repulse an enemy. Or something we're afraid of. Not that we get frightened often, of course... many people say we're imitating snakes, because snakes are one of the most feared creatures around. The truth is, snakes are imitating us. Really. They are.

Q: Oh wise and royal kitties, how are my cats able to crawl into little tiny places that are smaller than their bodies? I'm always afraid they will hurt themselves.
A: Never fear! We're not stupid. We are collapsible! Well, not really, but it would seem like it. See, we don't have collarbones like humans. Plus, our chest cavities are rather small. This allows us to squeeze into little hiding spots where we can watch quietly and formulate our next plan of attack...

That's all the questions for now. Join us next month for more Q&A with Lucy and Effy!


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