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1. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
2. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
3. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
4. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
5. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why do they have
locks on the doors?
6. Why do they put Braille dots on the key pads of the drive-up ATM
machines?
7. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
8. Why are their flotation devices under plane seats instead of
parachutes?
9. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
10. How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work?
11. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make the Teflon stick to
the pan?
12. If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your
headlights, that happens?
13. You know how most packages say "open here"? What should you do if
the package says open somewhere else?
14. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
15. Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a
shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
16. You know that little indestructible black box that's used on
airplanes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same
substance?
17. Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you
turn the radio down?
18. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
19. Why are they called apartments when they're stuck together?
20. What does Geronimo scream when he jumps out of a plane?
21. If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do
freedom fighters fight?
22. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
23. If buttered toast always lands butter side down and cats always land
on their feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered
toast to the back of a cat?
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