Children's Books You'll Never Find

As soon as this list was presented to me, I knew that I just HAD to put it on my webpage. They're absolutely hilarious, so enjoy!

"You Were an Accident"

"Strangers Have the Best Candy"

"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"

"Some Kittens Can Fly!"

"Grandma's dead and rotting"

"Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"

"All Dogs Go to Hell"

"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"

"Bi-Curious George"

"Horton Hears a Ho"

"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"

"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"

"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"

"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"

"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

"You Are Different and That's Bad"