YOU MIGHT BE A MICHIBILLIE IF...

You've never met any celebrities.

"Vacation" means going to Cedar Point.

At least one member of your family disowns you the week of the Michigan/Michigan State game.

Half the change in your pocket is Canadian... eh!

You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the right.

Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 cars waiting to pass an orange barrel.

You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.

It's easy to get Vernor's Ginger Ale, Sander's Hot Fudge Sauce, and Faygo pop.

You know how to pronounce "Mackinac."

You've had to switch on the "heat" and the "A/C" in the same day.

You bake with SODA and drink a POP.

The movie "Escanaba in da Moonlight" wasn't funny. You consider it a documentary.

Your little league game was snowed out.

The word "thumb" has geographical, rather than anatomical, significance.

You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your right hand.

Traveling coast-to-coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon.

You measure distance in minutes.

When giving directions, you refer to "A Michigan Left."

You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but it's not that far from Hell.

Your year has two seasons: Winter and Construction.

Lowes on any Saturday is busier than toy stores at Christmas.

You know when it has rained because of the smell of worms.

Owning a Japanese car was a hanging offense in your hometown.

You believe that "down south" means Toledo.

You actually get these jokes and tell your friends about them!

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