FIREFIGHTER ONE LINERS

Okay, I'll admit that a few of these are slightly off color (sorry, Mom!), but for the most part, they're humorous!

In case of an emergency... sleep with a firefighter!

Firefighters don't go to Hell because they just put it out!

Old firefighters never die, they just stop arson around.

Does a chocolate firefighter use a carbohydrant?

Firemen are proud of their hoses.

Firemen still use reverse lays.

Firemen have longer hoses.

9-1-1 makes firemen come.

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends with "UCK"? FIRETRUCK.

Firemen are always in heat.

Firemen do it wearing rubber.

Firemen find 'em hot and leave 'em wet.

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