Rusty Chevrolet
C'mon! C'mon!
C'mon, you can do it!
(car starts)
All right!
Dashing through the snow,
In my rusty Chevrolet;
Down the road I go,
Sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings,
I need some new snow tires,
My car is held together
By a piece of chicken wire!
CHORUS
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke,
The door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash
And then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went,
The radio, it's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive
This rusty Chevrolet!
I went to the IGA,
To get some Christmas cheer;
I just passed up my left front tire,
And it's getting hard to steer.
Speeding down the highway,
Right past a county cop,
I have to drag my swampers
Just to get the car to stop!
CHORUS
INSTRUMENTAL
Bouncing through the snowdrifts,
In a big blue cloud of smoke,
People laugh as I drive by
And I wonder what's the joke!
Got to get to Wal-Mart,
To pick up the lay-away
'Cause Santa Claus is coming soon
In his big old rusty sleigh
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