Thanksgiving Riddles and Jokes
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
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Pilgrims
Which cat discovered America?
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Christofurry Columbus
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
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Because they never learned good table manners!
What key has legs and can't open doors?
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A Turkey
Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
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Because everything is marked down after the holidays
What has feathers and webbed feet?
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A turkey wearing scuba gear
How can you send a turkey through the post office?
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Bird class mail
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to American in the spring?
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Because April showers bring Mayflowers
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
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He got the stuffing knocked out of him
Why did the turkey cross the road?
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It was the chicken's day off
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
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Because he had the drumsticks
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Waddle
Waddle who?
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Waddle I do if you don't open the door?
What do you call a dumb gobbler?
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A jerky turkey
What sound does a space turkey make?
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Hubble, hubble, hubble
What do you call a gobbler who thinks he knows everything?
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A smirky turkey
Why did the man invest in feathers?
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He heard the stock market was going down
What kind of potatoes go oui-oui-buzz-buzz?
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French flies
What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?
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Beets me
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