Disorder in Court | |
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Unbelievable, but these are from a book called "Disorder in the Court." These are things people actually said in court, word for word: Q: What is your date of birth?
--------------------------------------------------- Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
--------------------------------------------------- Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
--------------------------------------------------- Q: How old is your son, the one living with you.
--------------------------------------------------- Q: What was the first thing your husband said to
you when he woke that morning?
--------------------------------------------------- Q: And where was the location of the accident?
--------------------------------------------------- Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
--------------------------------------------------- Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
--------------------------------------------------- Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
-------------------------------------------------- Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
--------------------------------------------------- Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? --------------------------------------------------- Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? --------------------------------------------------- Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? --------------------------------------------------- Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
--------------------------------------------------- Q: She had three children, right?
--------------------------------------------------- Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
-------------------------------------------------- Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
--------------------------------------------------- Q: Can you describe the individual?
--------------------------------------------------- Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
--------------------------------------------------- Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
--------------------------------------------------- Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
--------------------------------------------------- Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
--------------------------------------------------- Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? --------------------------------------------------- Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
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