Gosh
it's dark in here! You are met at the door by a strange man dressed in
rags (you shudder to think of what's under those rags!) He offers to give
you a tour, warning "Don't talk to anyone! They lie, lie, lie! HA HA HA
HA HA! Follow me if you think you have what it takes to survive!"
Are you
still with me? Good! HA HA HA HA HA!
Gee, looks like a dead end!