You Believe that the staff room should be equipped with a valium salt lick.

You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work nine months and have your summers free".

You believe that chocolate should be a food group.

You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside.

You believe, "shallow gene pool" should have it's own box on the grade card.

You believe unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today."

When out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at a child.

You have no time for a life from August to June.

Putting all "A's" on a report card would make your life so much easier.

When you mention "vegetables", you are not talking about a food group.

You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.

You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac.

ou encourage a parent to check into home schooling.

You believe no one should be allowed to reproduce without having taught in middle school.

You can't have children because there isn't any name you can hear that won't elevate your blood pressure.

You think caffeine should be available to staff in IV form.

Meeting a student's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like that?"

Your personal life comes to a screeching halt at report card time.

You believe that birth control should be available retroactively for at least the first 18 years of a child's life.

You realize you spent half your life going to school so that you could spend the rest of your life going to school.
                                                                    Author Unknown
 

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