Look closely at the signs of success. You can see them in the cheerful smiles of our white, male managers. Everyday our people carry the signs of success in the form of armbands and pointed hats. And while you may not always know their names or be able to see their faces under the white hoods, you'll see their handiwork in every one of our 1500 Denny's bunds coast to coast. The more you learn about Denny's -- our generous treatment of white customers, our intolerance toward minorities, competitive betting on when the disgusted black coustomers will leave, outrageously bad service, exceptional ignorance, including our management entry level SS advancement program -- the more you'll understand why joining a Denny's restaurant is one of the smartest racially motivated moves you'll ever make.
Positions:
| General Fuhrer | Fuhrer | |
| Assistant UberFuhrer | Race Inspector | |
| Youth Indoctrination Candidates | Slave |
So when you want to enjoy oppression AS your career, join Denny's, part of the Flagstar family's 100,000+ employees. It's a sure sign your Klan career is looking up.
General Fuhrer - If you have general hate-group experience in an extremist, full-malice or hostility environment, strong problem-suppressing and intimidation skills, as well as outstanding terrorist ability, apply on-line now.
Fuhrer- If you have terrorist cell experience and the drive and ambition to face new and exciting ways to insult those different from yourself, apply on-line now.
Assistant UberFuhrers - If you have schoolyard bully experience, enjoy whipping underlings and are ready to move up to a management position, apply on-line now.
Race Inspectors - So, you're ready to weed out the whites from the non-Caucasians at the nation's leading full-service restaurant? Then bring your sneering, haughty personality, along with a racist background and join the Denny's SS Management Program.
Youth Indoctrination Candidates - Ready to get on a career fast-track straight into a brick wall? If you have a desire to keep America white as snow, don't wait to join our unique nationwide Indoctrination program or our Fuhrer-In-Training program for losers. To whip your career into a sreaming, blood-lust frenzy at one of the nation's leading Arayan Brotherhood restaurant chain, apply on-line now.
Slave - Ready to work like a South African diamond miner at the nation's largest all-white restaurant? If you're a desperate loser with no where else to go but prison, we have been waiting for you. And that's not all, if you're looking for pay, we will eventually pay you whatever we please. Just be thankful you have a job, you cretin. Alot of people have killed to get the kind of work we offer.
