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Here you will find all those
cute little things I get about kids. If you have anything that might fit in here, send it to me and I will post it here for all to see! Here is a new one I received a few times in my e-mail. (08/02/98) Mommy BrainIf you've left the crayons to melt in the car, And forgotten just where the car keys are, There's a perfectly good way to explain: You see, you've come down with "Mommy Brain." When you're not sure where the past 8 hours went, Or whether the phone bill check's been sent, If you've left the laundry drying in the rain, It's just---you guessed it---Mommy Brain. If you find yourself chatting for hours on end About diaper prices with your cyberfriends, You've just caught a particularly virulent strain Of that affliction known as Mommy Brain. If you left your bags at the grocery store Or completely forgot what you went there for, If you called the cat by your baby's name, You can bet that Mommy Brain's to blame. And if you know the words to "Goodnight Moon" by heart, Or you study your sleeping babe like a work of art, If you're always suprised by how time is flying, And the thought of that first birthday starts you crying..... It's unavoidable girls, and I feel your pain, For I, too, suffer from Mommy Brain. But I'll admit one thing---of this I'm sure: I hope they never find a cure. ©1998 Carlotta Stankiewicz I've recieved this one a few times in my e-mail so I thought I would put it up for everyone to see. Toddler's CreedIf I like it, it's mine. If it's in my hand, it's mine. If I can take it from you, it's mine. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. If it's mine it must never appear to be yours in ANY way. If I'm doing or building some thing, ALL the pieces are mine. If it looks just like mine, it's mine. If it is broken, It's yours!!! This was sent to me by Angela. "This was sent to me in a letter from ParentSoup:" MOTHERHOODYour Clothes: The Baby's Name: Preparing for birth: The Layette: Worries: Activities: Going Out: At Home:
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