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Here you will find all those cute little things I get about kids. 
Poems, quotes and whatever else I can find!

If you have anything that might fit in here, send it to me and I will post it here for all to see!      


Here is a new one I received a few times in my e-mail.  (08/02/98)

Mommy Brain

If you've left the crayons to melt in the car, And forgotten just where the car keys are, There's a perfectly good way to explain: You see, you've come down with "Mommy Brain."   When you're not sure where the past 8 hours went, Or whether the phone bill check's been sent, If you've left the laundry drying in the rain, It's just---you guessed it---Mommy Brain.   If you find yourself chatting for hours on end About diaper prices with your cyberfriends, You've just caught a particularly virulent strain Of that affliction known as Mommy Brain.   If you left your bags at the grocery store Or completely forgot what you went there for, If you called the cat by your baby's name, You can bet that Mommy Brain's to blame.   And if you know the words to "Goodnight Moon" by heart, Or you study your sleeping babe like a work of art, If you're always suprised by how time is flying, And the thought of that first birthday starts you crying.....   It's unavoidable girls, and I feel your pain, For I, too, suffer from Mommy Brain. But I'll admit one thing---of this I'm sure: I hope they never find a cure.

©1998 Carlotta Stankiewicz


I've recieved this one a few times in my e-mail so I thought I would put it up for everyone to see.  

Toddler's Creed

If I like it, it's mine. If it's in my hand, it's mine. If I can take it from you, it's mine. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. If it's mine it must never appear to be yours in ANY way. If I'm doing or building some thing, ALL the pieces are mine. If it looks just like mine, it's mine. If it is broken, It's yours!!!         


This was sent to me by Angela. "This was sent to me in a letter from ParentSoup:"

MOTHERHOOD

Your Clothes:
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your ob-gyn confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your regular clothes ARE your maternity clothes.

The Baby's Name:
1st baby: You pore over baby name books and practice pronouncing and writing combinations of all your favorites.
2nd baby: someone has to name their kid after great-aunt Mavis, right? It might as well be you.
3rd baby: You open a name book, close your eyes, and see where your finger falls.  Bimaldo?  Sounds good to me!

Preparing for birth:
1st baby: You practice your breathing regularly.
2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in the 8th month.

The Layette:
1st baby: You prewash your newborns clothes, color-coordinate them and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure the clothes are clean and discard only those with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they??

Worries:
1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up the baby
2nd baby: You pick up the baby when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your 3yr old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

Activities:
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swim and Baby Story Hour
2nd baby: Your take your infant to Baby Gymnastics
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaners.

Going Out:
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby; You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.

At Home:
1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of every day watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking or hitting the baby
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.


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