The Jacksons awoke this morning to find several hundred pounds of their belongings missing from the basement exercise room.
That's because none of it really belonged there in the first place, and the Jacksons had spent the last four days cleaning it out. Now the exercise room is usable again, and there's a slightly larger selection at the local Goodwill.
Several cabinets and shelves elsewhere in the house were also affected, particularly the kitchen desk cabinets, which are now enjoying the good life (for cabinets) of efficient organization for the first time in their six year history.