I LOVE TAPERED SLEEVES!
LOOT SCOOP RIOT!!!!!!!!!
Hey! There's people outside in the courtyard who will give you free pizza if you sell your soul to MCI!
Me: I hate french toast.
Brett: It's Mr. Wentworth.
Doug, you didn't see the flames shooting out of this peanut.
I don't mind doing math homework if I have a good pencil.
Just because you're big and yellow doesn't make you God.
Is this Mitch or Jesus?
I don't think pizza is supposed to sound like that.
(said very fast) Well, I was driving down Ben White, and I didn't know there was a Dairy Queen on Ben White, but I was driving down Ben White and I saw a Dairy Queen and I'm like...that's Heather's Dairy Queen.
Yeah, it is smaller than...bigger...stuff.
Well, you're in denial, but that's ok.
I'm sure that's what the chicken's name was.
Yeah, he is kind of......skoopy.
Aaahh! I dropped a roonee!
-whining- How was I supposed to know Jupiter is bigger than Mars? (said by a Junior in high school)
That penguin scares me.
There's a reason why she owns the yarn shop, but I'm not going to tell you.
You don't know when, but you will be tickled.
Oh! Evil chicken fingers!
I don't like running on purpose.
Wait! I can't see through her head!
I don't like being cold and wet, and here, it's often cold, and it's often wet.
If you lived in a country where no one was named Stephanie, you could name your son Stephanie.
Die, you little Snicker.
Hey, sometime could you paint a self-portrait of me?
Oh, hang on, I'm stucking.
How do you say flute in Spanish?
I think it's flauto.
I thought flauto was tortilla.
No, you idiot, tortilla is tortilla.
Are they still sitting in the aisle? Good, throw the beaver at them.
Call me!
What's your number?
Just call me!
-in car- Brett: Wait a minute! -slams on brake- Where's my lemonade?! -lemonade (which was on top of the car) tips over and runs down window- Me & Brett together: Oh, there it is! (You kinda had to have been there)
Ooh! Fire truck!