Hello, my name is Socrates, and I'm a 13 year old SOB (Spraying Orange Brother). I've been very fortunate to have (so far) lived a good and comfortable life, and in my 13 years, I've learned a few things that have stood me well that I'd like to share with you.
As cats, I'm sure that you'll also have your own tips for living well, and if you'd like to share them, email me, and I'll be happy to post them on this page and give you full credit.
We cats know how to live well. If only our humans could learn to do the same!
1. At a party, don't be afraid to take the most comfortable seat.
2. Snuggling is a good way to start the morning.
3. Playing each day will keep you younger.
4. If you don't like what's on your plate, try what's on your brother's. It may taste better.
5. Leg rubs are a good way to show expression. And they feel good.
6. The same is true for belly rubs.
7. Be affectionate, yet slightly aloof. It'll make you more desireable.
9. Sitting on your mother's suitcase will not keep her from travelling.
10. Don't be afraid to express your displeasure. You'll be respected for it.
11. Let the female have the last word. It doesn't matter if she's smaller than you - she's far more powerful!
12. Eat your greens. It'll help keep you regular.
17. If you run into a wall, pretend you meant to.
20. Surprise your loved ones. Never be predictable!
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Last updated August 12, 1998
