1. you think that the National Anthem begins with "Good-bye to Texas University..."
2. you think that a seat cushion means a comfortable pair of shoes.
3. you think that the National Championship is always played at the Cotton Bowl.
4. you think that "high and tight" doesn't refer to a woman's rear.
5. you could swear that you've met Forrest Gump at the Chicken.
6. you think that ring dunk is a graduation ceremony.
7. you think administration is another word for Corp staff.
8. you are still bitter about Reveille being stolen.
9. you have ever forgotten what "hello" means.
10. you think Sul Ross was the first president of the United States.
11. you use Copenhagen to season your food.
12. you believe that Aggie Bonfire is the first day of the calendar year.
13. you swallow goldfish at Howdy Camp...and like it!
14. you honestly get peeved when a man, especially one in uniform, doesn't hold the door open for you.
15. you've dated a quad queen.
16. you think corps block has a street address.
17. you've taken a date down Bottlecap Alley.
18. you've ever been swimming in Fish Pond.
19. you spontaneously whoop for no reason.
20. you know what's in the outhouse.
21. you'd pay money for three-finger whitewalls.
22. you know that good bull is not a steak.
23. you think Kyle Field is one of the Seven Wonders of the World.
24. your idea of camping out for football tickets includes a VCR and a couch.
25. you didn't realize there were any other universities in Texas.
26. you know a cowboy who rides a bicycle.
27. your idea of tennis shoes are RedWings.
28. you think it's motivational to go without a shower for an entire semester.
29. you're proud of your grades.
30. you think it's admirable to pretend to be an elephant.
31. your study group meets at the Chicken.
32. your idea of UV protection is a cowboy hat and a pair of Wranglers.
33. Kyle Field is your Graceland.
34. you think Bevo would make a good brisket.
35. you think the weekend starts on Thursday.
36. a t-sip tells you aa Aggie joke and you don't get it.
37. after selling your books back, you feel violated.
38. you think polishing a statue is a weekly chore.
39. you salute a collie.
40. you have ever brought a flame-thrower to Midnight Yell.
41. if your favorite team is the Aggies and whoever's playing t.u.
42. you think the word "mugging" has only a positive meaning!
43. your way of finding dates is asking random people in the parking lot, "Can I take you to your car and have your spot?"
44. your idea of a good time is mugging on Kyle Field and humping logs on a Sunday.
45. you think that Aggiebucks are the national currency.
46. you think Tubularman is one of the X-Men.
47. your idea of a cocktail party is having a Pearl at the Chicken.
48. you know Gary Kipe's favorite word.
49. you think Big 12 refers to a twelve-pack of tallboys.
50. when someone tells you good-bye, you say, "Gig 'em!"
51. you think the Batt is an Aggie Flyswatter.
52. you'd enjoy being called a buttpot.
53. your idea of a good date is getting drunk.
54. you Whoop when you hear the word 'RELOAD'.
55. your version of Cinderalla includes a Senior in the Corps, Ring Dance, and Reveille as the fairy godmother.
56. you know D&D does not refer to Dungeons and Dragons.
57. you think Texas has a state drink: Dr. Pepper.
58. you don't think #13 is hazing.
59. you think Robert Earl Keen would make the best Republican presidential nominee.
60. your idea of dessert is Copenhagen.
61. you have a hat for those special occasions.
62. you think a two-day-old spit cup is a good air-freshener.
63. you think hazing is an intramural sport.
64. you have ever slept in Bottlecap Alley.
65. you think "Goodnight Irene" is a sign to chug that last pitcher and find yourself a date for the night.
66. you think a boot is something you have to christen.
67. you have a date every other night of the week and never leave the quad.
68. you think any musical artist with three names should be nominated for a Grammy.
69. you wear a painted military helmet to cut down and plant trees.
70. you buy Dr. Pepper because it's maroon.
71. you think Lone Star is the nectar of the gods.
72. you order a pitcher of beer and tell the bartender you don't need any cups.
73. you try to convince the dean of the college that there is an obvious need to add a new major to his college: CHICKENOMICS.
74. you buy Pearl Light longnecks at the grocery store so you can figure out the puzzels in the bottle caps.
75. you take your hat off when entering any building.
76. you fire up the grill for any special occasion (i.e., graduation, birth, death, wedding, etc.)
77. you don't care what's on the grill just as long as it is lit and blowing lots of smoke.
78. you don't look both ways before crossing the street.
79. you think 'Howdy!' is more proper than 'Hello!'
80. your limo has four-wheel-drive.
81. you can't march anywhere without music (Fightin' Texas Aggie Band! Whoop!)
82. it's been four years and all you have to show is half a degree plan.
83. you set your watch to Albritton Tower.
84. you find a date for every occasion, even grocery shopping.
85. you yell at people for walking on the grass.
86. you vulture in parking lots.
87. you've ever been late to class from trying to find a parking spot.
88. you color your hair for a three day camp.
89. your resume doesn't have your GPR, but it has every camp you've ever attended.
90. bonding time is getting together on Thursday nights to stay in and watch the tube.
91. you know professors you haven't taken yet.
92. you know someone who got engaged under a big old tree.
93. you can go anywhere and know your kin by their jewelry.
94. you think the prettiest girl on campus is a collie.
95. the best hangouts you know of have the word 'Dixie' in the title.
96. you're genuinely surprised when a restaurant isn't open 24 hours.
97. you've ever Whooped at a wedding.
98. you've ever insisted on leaving a class because a dog barked.
99. you've ever brought Twinkies to a baseball game.
100. you think graduating in five years is on time.
101. you Whoop because someone honked.
102. you stand at all major sporting events (other than Aggie Sports).
103. you think Taco Cabana is part of the 12 step rehab program for alcoholics.
104. you think the greatest t.u. tradition is the clock tower sniper.
105. you ever go to the beach to jitterbug.
106. if #43 has ever actually worked.
107. you're not offended when someone tells you to hump it.
108. you yell that you have a headache and people start running for cover.
109. you think Freebird's for lunch and dinner is a "well-rounded diet."
110. you've ever spent more time parking before class than studying for class.
111. your campus votes over 80% Republican, but you still think it's too liberal.
112. you get more emotional over yell leader runoffs aand Reveille graves than student body presidents and catalog changes.
113. you have to change buses twice to get from your physics class to your political science class.
114. you get a better work out from your car to the Rec Center than you do once you're in the Rec Center.
115. a rifle salute on campus is not news, but you get excited when the skiers' mound of dirt is relocated.
116. you think your University needs a law school because everybody else has one, but you think your University doesn't need cheeleaders or "the wave" because everybody else has one.
117. you've ever missed Thanksgiving dinner with your family to watch some friends set dead trees on fire.
118. the letters "PTTS" make your blood pressure rise and fill you with thought of conspiracy theories.
119. you sign up for credit cards just to push back laundry day.
120. you've ever gone to a job interview and worried more about how to present your ring than how to present your resume.
121. you've seen more than two U.S. Presidents on your college campus.
122. you're not surprised when total strangers greet you when they walk past.
123. you know how to pronounce the word Beutel and the word brings to mind at least two horror stories.
124. you've ever been to a football game just to see the band, but you don't know why the other school wastes part of half-time.