BAM (blink and ya miss it) town: Just what the name implies; a VERY SMALL TOWN.

C

Clymer person: My nice way of calling someone an a$$hole/ bitch.

Cheese and rice: Non-religious version of J.C.; when that can't be said (ultra-religious people around or in church.

D

Da da da, da da da: Simple trash talking without swearing or really saying anything. (Borrowed from ESPN Sportscenter, whose theme ends with that "phrase".)

F

Fudgerodents: Screwing up remark when swearing isn't allowed.

G

Getting out the wrong side of a one-sided bed: Extremely bad day.

Garb 3:16: It's not IF I'll kick your ass, but WHEN I kick it.

Garb 5:77: My personal motto: If you screw with Garb, you eventually WILL pay for it.

H

Hate-love: describing an attractive member of the opposite sex. Short for the phrase "Hate to see them go, but love to watch them leave."

Homer: Major screw up. (Partial theft from the Simpsons episode where Homer nearly blows up Springfield, and being extremely fortunate in not doing so.)

I

"I wouldn't refuse": Saying yes without seeming TOO over-enthusiastic about it.

M

Mushroom mode/Mushroom zone: Being used like a mushroom (kept in the dark and fed $hit all the time).

R

Rodentville: Punxsutawney, PA; home of the famous groundhog (whom I consider to be a stupid rodent)

S

Stupid rodent trick: Two words: Groundhog Day.

Stupid Comet trick: Pointless, time-wasting event, i.e. adding something to an already long event to make it even longer.

Super TPG: Extreme whooping; created Sept. 30, 2000 (Clarion 82, West Shamokin 0)

T

TPG: Taking somebody behing the woodshed. Usually sports related, like a 56-0 football game. Originally was typical Penns Manor game, then typical Punxsutawney game, NOW ?