Flu Shots
Fluuuuuuu Shots
Doctors say got to get a flu shot

The bad old flu season's underway
Tommy Wong, Mitch Edwards, Abby Rhodes: Doctor say got to get a flu shot
You ought to go get a flu shot today
Tommy/Mitch/Abby: Doctor say got to get a flu shot
Hong Kong, Shanghai, Legionnaire
Tommy/Mitch/Abby: Doctor say got to get a flu shot
Flu germs start to fill the air
Tommy/Mitch/Abby: Doctor say got to get a flu shot

Fluuuuuu shots, fluuuuuuu shots
Tommy/Mitch/Abby: Doctor say got to get a flu shot

Flu germ really can thrown a punch
Tommy/Mitch/Abby: Doctor say got to get a flu shot
Make you shiver, shake, and lose your lunch
Tommy/Mitch/Abby: Doctor say got to get a flu shot
Swine flu for you a fever too
Tommy/Mitch/Abby: Doctor say got to get a flu shot
Chicken soup and Nyquil will not do
Tommy/Mitch/Abby: Doctor say got to get a flu shot
That's why I sing this song for you
Tommy/Mitch/Abby: Doctor say got to get a flu shot
Fluuuuuu shots, Fluuuuuuuuuu shots
You say flu you say flu you say fluuuuu shots
(coughing in background) Tommy: I don't feel so good
Tommy/Mitch/Abby/Bo: Doctor say got to get a flu shot

SPOKEN THE REST OF THE WAY
Mitch: Hey Tommy, what's the matter?
Tommy: I don't feel so good.
Mitch: Why don't you go see a doctor?
Tommy: A doctor?
Mitch: You know, that guy that charges you 50 bucks, and then you wait in a little room for a woman to pull your pants down and give you a shot?
Tommy: The last time that happened, I woke up two days later in Greyhound bus station in Breezewood, and my wallet was gone.
Mitch: Oh.