WHEN THE BOYS COME OUT AND CHOKE
Flyers trash song/Penguins fight song
Parody of "Come out and Play" by the Offspring

They play the game with passion
They'll bring you to your knees
Into the boards they're crashing
Only problem is the opponent's not there

Move it or lose it, here come the boys
The Igloo is rocking with a deafening noise
The other teams know when they take to the ice
We're gonna bash em up, smash em up, crash em up, mash em up

Hey we know the Flyers can be stopped
They won't go all the way
The boys are overrated
Hey Philly wants a winning team
If you screw it up and choke, you really will be hated

Hey here comes the pass
We shoot we score we celebrate then we'll kick your ass
Hey when the boys go out and choke

INSTRUMENTAL BREAK (0:12)

Now you may think I'm unqualified
To write a Flyers trash song
Didn't call Podein, Sean Podea
Didn't know any players, don't care anyway

But it's never too late to become a fan
Especially when they're losing I'm a wagon jump man
With the Legion of Doom out leading the way
They're gonna fall to the ice
Not once but twice they can't play nice

Hey Hextall don't let the puck slip through
Cause if you do our fans will be elated
Hey Philly wants a Stanley Cup
Pens keep it up, keep their fans frustrated

Hey here come the pass
We shoot we score we celebrate then we kick your ass
Hey when the boys come out and choke

INSTRUMENTAL BREAK (0:12)

Eric Lindros. Brind'Amour and LeClair
They got all their teeth and at hockey they suck
They're gonna do their worst to lose for the Cup
They're gonna run all night, do it right, maybe even flop and whine

Hey it's the Penguins all the way
Just listen to the buzz that I'm creating
Hey one more thing I have to say
I ain't a Flyers fan, for that I am elated

Hey here comes the pass
We shoot we score we celebrate then we'll kick your ass
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