(spoken) Why can't we all just get along?
Me and Ian came back from skiing when we got back here
So we took our bikes down the Somerset Pike looking to get a beer
We're on our way we don't know where we're going
We're on our way just want a Michelob or a Bud
Stopped at a place called the Casa Nova
We didn't know that it was a gay bar
Yes we didn't know that it was a gay bar
Woah....

When we looked around that's where we found the picketers and the cops
And were we surprised when we saw the guy who plays guitar for ZZ Top
Abby: Shocker

We're on our way yeah we should get going
We're on our way before we burn in hell
Look out here comes a big bus from Pittsburgh
Yeah we didn't know that it was a gay bar
Yes we didn't know that it was a gay bar
Yeah we didn't know that it was a gay bar
Yeah we didn't know that it was a gay bar