(from God-knows-where, but I THINK it was Ian Tiegel) I'm putting the phone down.

Mitch Edwards: It's a song about Mark Parker, weekend weatherman.
Bo Moore: Oh.

When I turn on my TV
I put on WJAC
Every morning when I wake up
Morning Edition and coffee in my cup
And there he is on my TV set
He says don't put away your snow shovels yet
Cause there's a chance that it just might snow
Or maybe rain, I really don't know.....

It's Mark Parker
More charisma than Bob Barker
More fun than coloring with markers
It's Mark Parker
More fun than a 4th of July sparkler
It's Mark Parker

Bo: He forced that one a little bit.

Rain or snow or sun will there be any
You joke around with Bill Brown and Lisa MacElheny
Jim...Jim Burton's got his eye on you
So you better watch him cause he could break you in two
Steve Richards still says he's the man
If you wanna be a weatherman then get a tan

Mark Parker
More charisma than Bob Barker
More fun than coloring with markers
It's Mark Parker
More fun than a 4th of July sparkler
Mark Parker oooohhhh